The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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