im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Is it because I queefed?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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