A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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