is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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