he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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