Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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