"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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