so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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