Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I didn't notice because vodka
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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