Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
tell me about the fingering
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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