I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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