He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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