My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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