But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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