Is it normal to miss your booty call?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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