You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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