after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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