There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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