Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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