I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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