ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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