He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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