no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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