the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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