I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Dating After Heartbreak
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.