Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED