Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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