My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
