She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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