It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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