You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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