I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
