how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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