my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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