ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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