Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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