i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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