I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
she looked like the before picture.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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