Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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