i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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