she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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