That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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