Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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