So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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