He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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