dude i'm inner monologue high
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date