I forgot how hot balto sounded
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler