Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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