Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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