Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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