let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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