You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Randomize
