who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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