How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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