How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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