It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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